If there’s one thing parents understand, it’s the struggles of other parents. We’ve all been there. All of our kids have been little turds in public, or said things that mortify us, or just generally showed their butts in front of other people.
Or, you know, your life is just made harder by people who don’t have kids and don’t get it.
Either way, these 12 moments are super funny – because they didn’t happen to us.
#12. “Imagine pulling up to this space and finding this interloping motorcycle.”
#11. “Imagine putting on Goldilocks and the Three Bears for your toddler and having Spotify cue up this next.”
You can’t let your guard down for a second, I swear.
#10. “Imagine hurrying your soiled baby into the bathroom only to find this.”
Curse words acceptable.
#9. “Or pulling up to this space as a dad with toddlers.”
Dads have toddlers, too.
#8. “Or being at a restaurant where your kid is given a menu maze they can’t actually finish.”
Just imagine how long that will keep them busy.
#7. “Or having to carry this monstrosity halfway across a museum to use the family restroom.”
Do they think we’re middle schoolers not to be trusted with a key?
#6. “Imagine discovering this atrocity in your kid’s bathroom.”
Parenthood is full of so many unexpected horrors.
#5. “Imagine your kid begging for an “eggy sandwich,” then not eating a single bite after you made it.”
More for me!
#4. “Imagine looking in your toddler’s sock drawer and finding this pile of socks without a matching pair among them.”
Oh, I don’t have to imagine.
#3. “Or finding this bag of chips your kid insisted on opening themselves.”
You should probably just be happy they’re not all over the floor.
#2. “Or having to dig around in this can of formula for the scoop.”
Major pet peeve.
#1. “Or showing up at the field for your kid’s soccer game on Saturday morning to find someone did donuts on it.”
Sometimes you just gotta laugh.
No promises on the future, though. Next time, it could be your kid on the list.