It’s hard to find out what is actually funny on Twitter because every single person on the planet is on there trying to make people laugh (and to gain followers).
That’s where we come in: we find the good stuff, narrow it down, and package it up just like this.
Here’s a list of some tweets guaranteed to make you laugh.
1. Probably a good idea
when people leave my 15 yr old sister on read she sends them voice memos of her Screaming
— prolific lesbian (@coolgrandma98) June 5, 2019
2. That is amazing
Guys. Let me tell you what my manager did today.
A grown woman, on 6 figure salary.
Poured a cup of tea on her work laptop and the keyboard stopped working. I told her to put it in rice. So she went to M&S
Please look at this pic.twitter.com/TXaZVce4hc
— prosecco bam (@mustafayadigg) June 4, 2019
Forest Whitaker is a winner of "Best Actor" which is a synonym for "Worthiest Faker" which is an anagram for "Forest Whitaker."
— Daniel Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) June 4, 2019
So it was my cousins 3rd birthday and instead of having a normal theme she chose this pic.twitter.com/U3FYpeGKTM
— ANDREA (@dreeaaxo_) June 5, 2019
never forget the time my brother missed the bus and wrote my mom this note pic.twitter.com/ETqbzW7adN
— sarah ♡ (@sarahhollidayyy) June 4, 2019
me, stepping spider on
into the shower the ceiling
trying not to watching me
do anything to
anger the spider pic.twitter.com/3fEEfSNSGE
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) June 4, 2019
7. That’s really not good
I am not in a Walmart parking lot physically right now but I am in a Walmart parking lot emotionally
— ruth (@RuthAnnJoy) June 3, 2019
My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift. pic.twitter.com/rTMsfs24Cf
— Doug DeMars (@dugdefuzz) June 2, 2019
well that's a first pic.twitter.com/rFanjHAPqL
— ellie sunakawa (@elliesunakawa) June 4, 2019
10. There you go!
So I painted my birth control packet. pic.twitter.com/rTYfpniJRw
— Ivy ☁️ (@ivywintxrs) May 31, 2019
11. That many?
I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.
— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) March 24, 2018
12. That is kind of terrible
Can someone write an article on millenials killing the doorbell industry by texting "here"
— stella donnelly stan (@youngandjoven) June 3, 2019
13. Let’s hope so
I have a good feeling by the time I’m 55 I’m going to start seeing commercials telling me if I ever downed a 4loko and show medical symptoms I’m entitled to financial compensation
— Megan thee idiot (@swickerdooodIe) May 11, 2019
14. That’s kind of intense
I found a phone by the pool earlier and texted the person who kept texting to let them know I’d found the phone and now TWO people are saying it’s their boyfriend’s and he’s saying don’t give it to one of them but she might lie so fuck this shit I just called his mom now he’s mad
— Lauren Hough (@laurenthehough) June 2, 2019
15. That usually works
An actual text my mother just sent me pic.twitter.com/43nnoS2jSj
— 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕪𝕒 𝕕𝕠𝕚𝕟 𝕨𝕙𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕤 (@bhossbhabie) June 2, 2019
Keep it up, funny people of Twitter!