Hey, why the long face? Life got you a little beaten down at the moment?
Well, I have just the thing.
Tweets! Funny tweets! Funny tweets that are gonna make you smile!
1. That’s never a good sign.
https://twitter.com/annajames33/status/1167878510364352513?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshelbyheinrich%2Fsuper-enjoyable-tweets
2. Five very solid films.
Top Movies Your Boyfriend Wants to Watch:
-An Idiot Saves the President
-Rich Boy Hero 4
-Silent Hero Journey Boy
-Fight Fight Fight
-Boats— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) March 23, 2015
3. Read the whole thing…
Breaking news: pic.twitter.com/UpSlZaAXht
— Crap Local News (@CrapLocalNews) February 13, 2017
4. Here we go…
DOG BOSS: Any messages for me?
DOG ASSISTANT: just one from Mr. Agoodboy
DOG BOSS: who’s Agoodboy?
DOG ASSISTANT: *tail starts wagging*— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) December 10, 2015
5. A total failure.
https://twitter.com/dsemumi/status/1166172212338003969?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshelbyheinrich%2Fsuper-enjoyable-tweets
6. Sad but true.
https://twitter.com/lexstasy7/status/835687704671178754?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshelbyheinrich%2Fsuper-enjoyable-tweets
7. Hadn’t thought about that…
My girl just asked me what am i getting her for Rihanna's birthday
— bro wtf (@bigbrodieguwop) February 19, 2017
8. I like the sound of that.
"Come along, Trash Spaceship," I say to my purse as we leave the house.
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) October 2, 2013
9. Can you please stop eating?
*continues eating while receiving the Heimlich*
— ♥mark magark♥ (@markedly) June 24, 2016
10. You’re good, keep going.
my friends supporting my bad driving pic.twitter.com/UuOKALs6Sa
— ¿alex? (@hoemoticon) August 18, 2019
11. They don’t exist.
When a zoo animal dies they always call it "beloved" or a "crowd favorite" like there's some animal named "Jimmy the zebra everyone hates"
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) February 28, 2017
12. I think you nailed it.
me, who clearly doesn't know the lyrics to Footloose:
FOOTLOOSE
PET GOOSE
PICKED A FIGHT WITH A MOOSECHEESE
STIFF BREEZE
WATCH OUT, THERE ARE TEN BEES— Pete Stewart 🏳️🌈 (@Peter5tewart) September 16, 2018
13. Here I am!
coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine pic.twitter.com/WhhVYldUze
— Ash (an female) ⚪️ (@adult_mom) August 11, 2019
14. Who are you?
I was in a park and a lady loudly called out "Anyone who wants an ice cream come over here". I headed over with several others. She handed out ices to them all then asked me "Who are you?". I realised the rest were all her family. 30 years later I still cringe.
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) August 25, 2019
15. It’ll be an interesting day.
https://twitter.com/ellorysmith/status/1155513712028950528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshelbyheinrich%2Fsuper-enjoyable-tweets
Is that a smile I see?
Good, then we did our jobs today!