Anyone who’s been to a wedding knows that it’s an ordeal. First off, it’s usually an all day affair, and it’s on a weekend, so you’re losing out on Me Time. On top of that, you’ve got to get all dressed up in uncomfortable clothes and endure an interminable ceremony, followed by sweaty dancing in said uncomfortable clothes.
And the hardest part of all of it is you’ve got to pretend like you’re enjoying yourself. I’m pretty sure it’s not OK to stand up in the middle of a couple reading their vows and go, “Yeah yeah, that’s nice and all, but can we speed this up? There’s a roast beef carving station that needs my immediate attention!”
But kids don’t have that burden. They don’t have to pretend like they’re having the most fun in their entire life. Lucky them. I bet it makes enduring a wedding a LOT easier.