What’s funny is you might not realize the woman next to you on the bus or in line at the DMV is also taking a mental inventory of her bag trying to figure out what she forgot at home, but these 15 tweets prove otherwise.
Just one more reason to fistbump your fellow ladies today.
You ever pull your cardigan closed across your chest with crossed arms and suddenly feel like a sentimental widow stepping out onto her beachfront porch at night, fondly remembering her past lover?
— Den (@daniellechezzy) February 4, 2019
#14. It’s so not a game.
women aren't weak. I discreetly waxed my ankles during a phone interview once and didn't drop one hint. you think this shit is a game? I'll eat your husband.
— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) August 29, 2018
#13. You might be missing the one piece of garbage you need.
I always feel like I'm forgetting something whenever I leave the house carrying less than like 9 purses full of garbage
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) July 16, 2015
#12. Do they all spark joy though?
*owns 37 t-shirts*
*wears exactly 4 of them*
— Myrrh (@ixix82) August 29, 2017
#11. Grab me at the right time.
I am SUPER chill unless I'm hungry, overheated, running late, waiting in a long line, in traffic, at the doctor, on a beach, getting a massage, having a cocktail, sleeping,
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) July 31, 2018
#10. Boob time is a real thing.
Women can always tell when you look at our boobs. It doesn't matter how quickly you glance. One second is like five seconds in boob time.
— Badass Julia Wei (@badassjuliawei) March 11, 2019
#9. Not that there’s anything wrong with gnome school.
Wearing black opaque tights: I am a sleek and sexy puma of a woman
Wearing any other colour of opaque tights: I teach art at the gnome school
— Georgia Wags (@georgialikesto) September 6, 2018
#8. Hard to believe, I know.
Girls don’t actually shop we just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’
— abb🕊 (@abblucia) October 1, 2018
#7. Don’t act weird
Me, to myself: Okay, just be cool, don't say anything weird
Any woman: *says something that makes me laugh*
Me, out loud: THAT'S HILARIOUS WE SHOULD BE SISTER WIVES BUT WITHOUT THE HUSBAND
— Not Sara (@smithsara79) May 22, 2018
#6. Crafts 4ever.
[shoving glitter glue and felt pens back into my bag, visibly upset] ok look all I'm saying is maybe you guys shouldn't have called it a 'craft brewery' because people are gonna get the wrong idea and lemme tell you Karen this has been a big let down
— sloane (sipihkopiyesis) (@cottoncandaddy) December 13, 2017
#5. Good luck out there.
my ex from a couple years ago has a new girlfriend and she liked and unliked one of my pics from a year ago and if youre out there i just want you to know its ok it happens to the best of us good luck out there
— Hana (@ohanabaig) March 5, 2019
#4. But seriously, all dresses should have pockets.
Women are so adorable when you compliment their dress and the dress has pockets lol
“Hey! Thats a really nice dress!”
Woman: Thanks! IT HAS POCKETS! 😃
And then she puts her hands in them and show you lol
— Fact Check Me If You Think I’m Bullshitting (@TheOTAPShow) August 20, 2018
#3. It’s a start.
I think I’m starting to understand girls
Calling another girl bitch = probably friends
Calling another girl sweetie = definitely not friends
— Ryan Hartley (@RyannHartley) November 25, 2017
#2. Girl power.
Behind every strong woman is 5 other strong women who proofread her email real quick when they had a second
— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) April 25, 2016
#1. It’s something that can’t be taught.
How to apply mascara:
Pull wand from tube
Open your eyes like a haunted doll coming to life
— Hi, it's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) February 21, 2018