There’s no doubt the dating world has changed. Now, instead of having to look someone in the face and say ‘no thanks,’ people just have to swipe left. Easier in some ways, sure but in others, maybe it’s not so great.
I mean, it’s tough to have no idea why you’re not getting any right-swipe action day after day, right? Er, presumably.
Me? I used to decline anyone who had no “last book read” in that section of their profile.
Below are 15 people baring their own petty reasons – so take note!
#15. Must love Netflix and cozy blankets.
#14. I’m guessing the feeling is mutual.
#13. Who has time to test theories?
#12. You know nothing, Jon Snow.
#11. You and I are not a match.
#10. You’re exhausting.
#9. You gotta do you.
#8. No one likes you. Stop.
#6. Don’t @ me.
#5. Sometimes smaller is better.
#4. Now that you asked…
#3. Definitely not a winner.
#2. Seriously, he’s not your kid.
#1. I’m pretty sure everyone does.
In the interest of science and love and all that, check out 15 reasons people give for automatically swiping left.