It’s nearly impossible to explain having children to people who don’t – or even people whose children have grown and left and the past is nothing but rose-colored memories of kisses and snuggles. That said, the parents of Twitter are able to sum up the experience in pretty funny, short tweets. For those of us in the trenches with them, laughter is always the best medicine.
Unless you have wine. In which case, I’ll take a glass.
#14. Time for a lock.
#13. Can confirm.
#12. Way too much.
#11. Learn from his mistakes.
#10. There is really no other option.
#9. That’s definitely going to come up in therapy in 20 years.
#8. This is how a Twitter handle is born.
#7. Somebody check that kid’s brownies.
#6. Compromise is important.
#5. Sense of humor required.
#4. They can’t all be Harvard bound.
#3. LEGOs really are the best toys…as long as they’re not underfoot.
#2. You want this kid on your team.
#1. Welp, throwing out my DVDs now.
Join in the fun the next time your kid does something awful/adorable/hilarious/relatable (or all four at once)!