15 Tweets That Nail Parenting A Toddler


I don’t have children yet, but from what I gather, living with a two-year-old is kind of like living with an earthquake that never turns off, and if you yell too at it too much, one day it will do a one-person show about you.

Which is why, when it comes to parenting-related comedy, two-year-olds are a gold mine. Today we’ve got Tweets from some of Twitter’s funniest comedians, all about living through the terrible twos. If you’ve raised a toddler, or were once a toddler yourself, these will definitely ring true. Enjoy!

1. Toddler aren’t known for being reasonable.

2. But they do mean well. (Mostly.)

3. You gotta know their limits, and yours.

4. Things WILL get lost in translation.

5. Toddlers and pets? Not that different.

6. Sometimes, having a toddler is like living inside a horror movie.

7. Other times it’s more like a nature documentary.

8. The ol’ bait and switch.

9. They can be VERY outgoing.

10. You can’t win every battle.

11. Ever want to know what a being trash can feels like?

12. Who wants to play a game of Schrodinger’s Toddler?

13. Did you know toddlers have a prime directive? They do!

14. That which doesn’t kill you only makes you crazier.

15. But above all, it helps to remember their point of view.

h/t: Huffington Post