17 Marriage Tweets That Were Definitely Sent By Dads

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Laughter might be one of the keys to a healthy, lasting relationship, but it’s no secret that sometimes moms and dads have different ideas about what exactly it hilarious. Or maybe it’s the timing that matters more.

Either way, the people who found these tweets funny and appropriate were definitely dads. You’ll see why. Just wait.

17. This is my house, except with reheated pizza

Photo Credit: Twitter,tchrquotes

16. That’s what she said, right?

Photo Credit: Twitter,ArfMeasures

15. Yeah, time to rethink things

Photo Credit: Twitter,moooooog35

14. It’s a valid question

13. That kinda talk will kill your sex privileges

Photo Credit: Twitter,LeBearGirdle

12. *cue panic*

11. It’s important to know where you stand in the pecking order

Photo Credit: Twitter,TheHyyyype

10. I’m pretty sure she’s not gonna appreciate that one

Photo Credit: Twitter,KalvinMacleod

9. It’s a hard knock life, for sure

Photo Credit: Twitter,david8hughes

8. Good decision. Too late, but good decision.

7. So, so bad

Photo Credit: Twitter,dafloydsta

6. Why else would you refuse me meat, woman?!?!

Photo Credit: Twitter,moooooog35

5. What are you looking at?

4. Telling your wife to relax is always a good idea #not

Photo Credit: Twitter,dafloydsta

3. If you don’t want an answer, don’t ask the question #wifeadvice

Photo Credit: Twitter,iwearaonesie

2. It’s best for everyone, really. Except Jim.

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1. This is the best

h/t: The Chive