Truth be told, there are a lot of things I passed judgement on before I was a parent. I thought, like…how hard could it be to corral small humans all day, every day?
Now, I laugh and weep as I clean half a bottle of hand sanitizer off my toddler and the floor because I dared to go pee alone.
What I’m saying is that I get it, and so do the 20 parents below.
#18. I really thought this was a joke. But no.
#17. $10 says this baby just had a bath.
#16. Another reason to buy the healthy, non-animal lipstick.
#15. While they’re “letting” you clean up one mess, this is happening.
#14. He’s in the cart. I say pick your battles.
#13. Whyyyyyyy do they love to put things in their hair?
#12. But Mom, everyone takes their scooter to bed!
#11. Seriously, why do we even give them writing implements?
#10. Yeah, there’s no way to get that out.
#9. We’ve got a climber…
#8. When you’re just happy you can play with them while sitting down.
#7. I’m actually a bad parent because I would totally let him eat it.
#6. I mean, they’re easier to clean than the walls.
#5. Yes, that’s exactly where that goes.
#4. If you’re going to do something, go balls to the washcloths, my friends.
#3. Using a fork is harrrrrd.
#2. Anything you leave lying around is fair game.
#1. Family pictures are so sweet. In your dreams.