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20 of the Weirdest Things Kids Have Said to Their Parents

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Kids are many things – adorable, trying, sweet, evil, and everything in between. That said, there is also no arguing that they are also super weird.

Like, all of them.

Which makes sense, because they’re humans and we’re all weird, but still… There’s something hilarious (and sometimes freaky) about the things that pop out of kids’ mouths, and the 20 things below have to rank high on most people’s weirdness scale.

#20. What a coincidence!

#19. Ouch.

#18. I die.

#17. That leaves a rather large potential mate pool, I think. Smart kid.

#16. I think your parenting missed something there.

#15. Yeah, you tell ’em, kid!

#14. From the mouths of babes.

#13. Whew.

#12. She is me.

#11. Nobody puts his feet in a corner.

#10. Definitely something less cool than that.

#9. It’s what we all want, sweets.

#8. It’s called bonding, okay?

#7. You really can’t blame anyone but yourself.

#6. Definitely depends on the day.

#5. Morbid, but not untrue.

#4. Hence it shall be known forever.

#3. That’s…not at all comforting.

#2. That’s deep, man.

#1. She’s asking all the right questions.

Because kids, I guess. Gotta love ’em!