Because let’s face it, if you’ve been in a relationship for any length of time then you’ve got an entire stable of these answers just waiting to come out at the right moment.
The 20 responses below are going to give even your significant other’s dumbest moments a run for their money, though, for real.
#20. That awkward moment when you accidentally call your wife ugly.
#19. It’s not rocket science.
#18. A valid question, I think.
#17. Adulting fail.
#16. A lifelong lie uncovered.
#14. I’m guessing her report card contained a few.
#12. Seriously I think he was trying to kill you.
#11. They are for real scary though. Just ask a Texan.
#10. The telltale pause.
#9. That’s not how that works.
#8. When your mouth gets ahead of your brain.
#7. She wasn’t speaking his language.
#6. That’s not quite the same thing.
#5. That’s extremely helpful.
#4. Like with magic?
#3. How you know she’s not the one.
#2. That moment you realize you’re in over your head.
#1. As long as she got the point across.
It’s a good thing we love them!