Maybe you consider yourself a Golden Girls fan–and why shouldn’t you? It’s one of the best sitcoms of all time. But as we all know, you can’t really claim to be a fan of something unless you own several useless pieces of merchandise. Ten, at the very least. Fortunately for you, Always Fits is making it a little bit easier to be an ultimate Golden Girls fanatic, with a new line of hot sauces inspired by the show.
What does hot sauce have to do with a show about four female friends who help each other navigate the ups and downs of their golden years? Not really anything! But at least each character has her own sauce that matches her personality or heritage.
For example, the Italian-American Sophia Petrillo gets a sauce called “Sicilian Fire”
For the notoriously man-hungry Blanche Devereaux, a sauce called “Hot Slut.”
For the legendary spitfire Dorothy Zbornak, there’s “Bea Spicy.”
And could Minnesota native Rose Nylund have a more perfect sauce than…Desert Rose?
Eh, close enough.
Always Fits is a woman-owned, woman-run company that’s been around since 2009, and they’ve got plenty oif other of Golden Girls swag, from Golden Girls prayer candles to Golden Girls Monopoly. Hot sauce is just the beginning.
So if you’ve got a pal who can’t get enough GG, this is the sort of gift that’s guaranteed to get you a “Thank you for being a friend.”
You can even try it on cheesecake! If you like ruining cheesecake.
h/t: Scary Mommy