If you’ve ever gone furniture shopping, you know how tricky it can be. Furniture is mass-produced to be sold to as many people as possible. Meanwhile, all of our living spaces are a little bit different from each other. A couch that might be perfect in one person’s living room might not even fit in another, etc.

To help with this problem, Ikea came up with an online planner tool that lets you customize their SÖDERHAMN sectional couch to fit your exact specifications.

Did this tool help people? Probably. But also, this is the Internet, so you know that people immediately started screwing around and making ridiculous couch designs. And as whole-hearted supporters of online goofery, we now bring you 15 of the funniest!

1. No way in, no way out.

2. The Ottoman Empire

3. Self-portrait

4. The 200-seater.

5. Probably should be “C O U C H E S,” but we’ll take it!

6. “Heart-Shaped Couch” is the best Nirvana song.

7. The Labyrinth

8. Up next on Cribs: Jesus Christ Himself.

9. An “every brownie is an edge brownie” mold, but with a couch.

10. Oof!

11. Aka the “Used To Be In Love” seat.

12. Tetris!

13. Pac Man!

14. Whatever the heck this is.

15. Someone had to do it.