Let’s preface this post with the knowledge that actor Jason Biggs is married to actress Jenny Mollen, a woman who goes so far above and beyond when packing daily lunches for their child, Sid, that regular people like us can actually just laugh/cry while we check out her Instagram and stuff overripe bananas and Pop Tarts into our kids lunch bag, then toss in a baggie of goldfish crackers for good measure.
I mean, here is just a selection of things that she’s fed him this school year alone.
Seriously, WHO HAS TIME to fill raspberries with little dollops of yogurt??
The kid eats better than I do (which isn’t actually that hard), though I have to wonder how much of these he actually consumed. Because let’s be honest…I would reject half of that just on the grounds of it being wayyyyy too healthy.
Now that we’ve set up the punchline, take a look at what happened when Jenny was out of town and the lunch-making duties fell to dad.
A packet of Splenda. I’m literally crying.
I’m sure this wasn’t the exact lunch Sid boarded the bus lugging that day, but I’m also sure it wasn’t that far off from the truth. One more reason to love Jason Biggs for keeping it real.