Actually, don’t mess when pregnant women anywhere, whether you know them or not. That’s a general life rule that can be applied across the board, and if you need any further proof as to why, these 12 tweets should do the trick.
#12. Or just embrace it all.
Get pregnant so you can say fun and affirming things to yourself like "Stop being crazy!" and "Why am I crying right now?!".
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) April 27, 2017
#11. Just zip it.
The next woman that tells me how much they loved being pregnant is getting throat punched. #pregnancysucks
— Michaele Mix (@avamom2015) October 20, 2018
#10. It happens to the best of us.
12 weeks pregnant: I’m going to be a pleasant, happy pregnant woman. I am master of my hormones and discomfort. My husband’s friends will be jealous of my pleasantness.
39 weeks pregnant: I swear to god, how many times have I asked you NOT to cough like that!?
— Momarazzi. (@Mirimade) March 9, 2019
#9. She’s not wrong.
Yelp review for pregnancy:
Took way too long
Super uncomfortable & crowded
Aesthetically just very bad
— Sweatpants Cher 🔶 (@House_Feminist) April 8, 2017
#8. Keeping it real.
Slightly more accurate baby shower card: "Sry you can't drink or fit in pants and your back hurts, but here's a present that's not for you!"
— Megan Sayers Chapham (@megansayers) August 24, 2017
#7. Ain’t it magical?
A YouTube video made me laugh until I cried, which quickly became real crying, then I coughed until I puked.
*waves hand* Behold pregnancy.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) December 22, 2016
#6. All the dogs.
For those wondering how far along I am, I'm at the stage of pregnancy where I can't look at a dog without crying. #PregnancyProblems
— Kenzie Butcher-Dubs (@DubsKenzie) September 14, 2016
#5. Gauge carefully, men.
Pregnancy hormones make you want to either rip your husband's clothes off or his head off.
There is literally nothing in between.
— Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@PedersenAhmed) January 6, 2019
#4. I’m surprised he has any patients left.
My Obgyn suggested I cut carbs to maintain a healthier pregnancy weight.
Frankly, I'd rather cut the Obgyn.
— full metal mommy (@FullMetalMommy) June 9, 2014
#3. You’ve been warned.
If you ever want to overcome your fear of dying, you should just steal a parking spot from a pregnant woman.
— full metal mommy (@FullMetalMommy) October 27, 2014
#2. A wise man, in the end.
Me: What would look better with this, tennis shoes or boots?
Husband: It doesn’t really matter, you’re just going to look super pregnant regardless.
Husband: I am so sorry.
— Momarazzi. (@Mirimade) January 26, 2019
#1. No regrets.
"it seems like you have been pregnant forever" o really it seems like u have been blocked because i am petty
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 24, 2016
Seriously, stay away!