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People Are Roasting Newborns On Twitter, And We’re All For It

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Hopefully this goes without saying, but just in case it doesn’t: babies are great. They’re cute and cuddly and very well deserving of our love. Sure, raising a baby is a difficult endeavor, but that’s how it’s supposed to be. Getting frustrated about a baby is like getting mad about the wind. There’s nothing you can do to change either one. Embrace it!

But if you did want to air your grievances about a certain newborn, what would you say? That’s what Twitter user Charlily prompted her followers to do recently, and it turned into a full on baby roast. To all the babies out there, you aren’t able to read this yet, but you are officially ON BLAST.

It was all tongue-in-cheek, of course. These are jokes, and nobody meant them to be taken seriously. So if you’re still offended…don’t be such a baby. (Bored Panda)

 

1. Get a job!

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2. So many design flaws.

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3. Do you need us to do everything for you?

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4. Oh, is your head too heavy? Weakling.

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5. Ever heard of communication skills?

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6. You can’t trust ’em.

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7. There’s a reason nobody takes a baby to a bar.

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8. When are they gonna release the Baby 2?

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9. Total freeloaders.

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10. Slow your roll, babies.

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11. What are you looking at?!

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12. Sensitive much?

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13. They’re complete sleep hypocrites.

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14. It needed to be said.

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15. They refuse to show any appreciation at live events.

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