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This Guy’s Stepdad Live-Tweeted His Attempts to Sneak a Girl out of the House and People Were Riveted

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Twitter user @dropsnopanties is a stepdad and, if his recent thread is any indication, a master storyteller. He began his tale with a compelling hook, which every story needs – his stepson had a girl spend the night but hadn’t managed to smuggle her out, and now the rest of the family was awake.

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Instead of throwing a penalty flag, the stepdad (who clearly has a sense of humor) sat back and waited to see what would happen next – and so did the rest of us.

The scene was set, and he wasn’t sticking his neck out for an 18-year-old kid who has his own consequences to suffer.

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Then he started this poll, and I honestly can’t believe that many people were rooting for young love.

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And the saga continued as we all wondered how long she could hold out before using the bathroom.

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We were all rewarded by her identity and A FRIENDS TO LOVERS STORY OMG MY FAV.

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It ended when Mom didn’t mention – or notice – their brief appearances and went to lie down for her well-deserved post-cleaning Saturday rest.

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Romeo and Juliet escaped…this time. I hope their tale ends up with less murder-suicide.

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Score one for young love!