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College is an amazing time, but it’s also full of new and big challenges – living on your own, having to feed yourself, getting yourself to class, keeping your grades up, and all of the rest – and sometimes it takes quite a few fails before kids can start to figure it out.
I’ll let you decided where these 15 kids fall on the scale, but I’m thinking it’s not too close to being actual adults.
#15. This is honestly kind of goals.
i just saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work
— margater (@maggieisntcool) October 1, 2018
#14. I think it’s called like history or sociology.
I wish u could go to college to study conspiracy theories and unsolved mysteries like that would be so interesting
— Alanna (@AlannaSweeney16) March 19, 2018
#13. Shut up, nerd.
yo i hate honors college boys i just asked this guy “hey why aren’t koalas considered bears?” and he hits me with “they’re marsupials” shut up nerd the answer to the joke is “they don’t have the koalafications”
— noah hanifin stan (@clairedaniellem) July 22, 2018
#12. I mean, seriously.
My sister is in a sorority & honestly if I see one more post of how much she loves her “big” ok IM YOUR ACTUAL BIG SISTER SORRY I DONT WRITE U LITTLE NOTES ABOUT HOW YOU FELL FROM A RAINBOW & SPROUTED INTO A TULIP BUT I TAUGHT YOU HOW TO WEAR A TAMPON have some respect
— jaleigh (@jaleighavery7) December 7, 2018
#11. Reason enough.
yall pray for me, nothing's wrong im just in college
— killa💙 (@darealkykilla) April 6, 2018
#10. Oh my god.
My professor handed back our 3 page film essays to my surprise I got a C after class I asked her why “you were supposed to write it about the movie The Emperor of Time.. you wrote it on The Emperor’s new Groove but it was kinda good so I didn’t fail you” so thats how im doing
— Adam Cook (@adam_cook2014) December 12, 2017
#9. Dudes can be woke.
Heard in the lobby of my dorm
Dude 1: hey dude why weren’t you in Stats?
Dude 2: I had a mental health day dude. I slept in and had some tea
Dude 1: oh yeah self care dude
Dude 2: yeah dude self care— Kris (@KristinRebera) October 31, 2018
#8. But seriously, why is that?
In highschool I woke up at 6 am, went to classes for 7 hours, went straight to track practice and ran 8 miles, then went home and did homework without taking a nap..in college I can't even take a shower without needing a nap
— Gabbbb (@GabrielllaRosee) November 27, 2017
#7. I wouldn’t tell people that story, TBH.
ok, i have a confession.
one time when i was doing a chem lab i purposefully ripped a hole in my glove, poured a (mild) acid on my hand, & my skin got irritated so my professor let me leave early
all so i could go get an Einsteins Bagel.
thank u for ur time
— faith 💭 (@Faith_Turney) January 12, 2019
#6. It ruins everything.
Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post skip class depression? Like damn I should’ve just went
— Pretty Flacκo (@FlawlessArmani) November 20, 2018
#5. Take me with my coffee or not at all.
Yesterday a girl walked into class with an iced coffee and my prof told her she couldn’t have it so she just walked out and never came back and I can’t stop thinking about it
— Rachel Walters (@rachelhelenw) January 31, 2019
#4. Adulthood is one step forward, two steps back.
Random girl next to me in class: I see u brought ur daily coffee as well, to get thro these 8ams
Me: haha ya, that’s college for u
Me inside: she can’t ever know that my yeti is filled with chocolate milk
— blake (@Blakegarav) February 19, 2018
#3. He deserved it.
During my final today, this guy brought a notecard bigger than 3×5 and some douche frat guy snitched on him 2 the professor. And I shit u not, the guy goes, “Listen. That was such a Husky thing of u to do. Go AlphaDeltaFuck yourself.” And the prof literally spit out his coffee 😂
— Shelby (@Shelby_2230) December 14, 2017
#2. When you’ve just gotten a new notebook and really, really want to use it.
My prof started our lecture by telling us he canceled the last two classes because he has been suffering from depression and this dude beside me types “prof is depressed :(“ as his first bullet point lmaoo
— flava (@fayvourite_) February 1, 2019
#1. This is one of the honest moments of growing up.
*college kids trying to clean snow off their car*
me- using a folder
kid next to me- minute maid lemonade box
girl across from me- a boot
another girl near me- a dust pan— lynsey (@lynseyspiderman) November 16, 2018
It might be wrong to laugh, but I can’t help it!
