You might think that you’ve heard all the pregnancy jokes ever, and maybe you have – but that doesn’t mean they’re not funny.
And these 15 will honestly never get old.
#15. The song of my people.
🎼 heartburn in the morning and in the afternoon, heartburn in the evening underneath the moon! 🎶 #pregnancyproblems
— Audrey Ruffinen (@Audrey_Ruffinen) March 27, 2019
#14. It’s really not the best.
"Being pregnant and trying to play with a toddler is like being permanently hungover and trying to catch a honey badger."
— Shan. (@__SweetAnnie) March 27, 2018
#13. What if they’re both awful? Asking for a friend…
If you have an easy firstborn child, don't feel good about yourself. It's a trick from Mother Nature so you, fueled by false confidence, reproduce again. Your second will be a no-limit soldier who likes to slap and doesn't sleep.
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) February 5, 2018
#12. Don’t be jealous, it’s just biology.
You know you have #PregnantWifeProblems when your wife talks about food in ways she’s never talked about you…
— Trevor Machinia (@TrevorsBeard) March 12, 2019
#11. You just need that last bit of motivation.
pregnancy, a synopsis: my Apple Watch told me to get up and move.. so I got up and moved my ass to the pantry for a snack #pregnancylife
— Nikki Mikolich (@nmikolich) April 2, 2019
#10. All you can do is say ‘thank you’.
Me- *Coughs really hard.
3- Don't worry Mommy, I get you dry pants!
— Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@PedersenAhmed) April 5, 2019
#9. She’s definitely talking about getting pregnant.
My friend said ‘Having someone inside of you is so special’ and for a second there I had forgotten she is pregnant 😹
— iCherry 2.0 (@BiKeR626) December 28, 2018
#8. So. Many.
H- Why are you so tired?
Me- I AM ASSEMBLING A PERSON AND THERE ARE A LOT OF LITTLE PIECES!!
— Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@PedersenAhmed) April 6, 2019
#7. Because she’s a queen.
— PMP💋 (@perlamelissa) March 28, 2019
#6. Those were somebody’s babies!
why am I wide awake at 3:37 am near tears thinking about the titanic?#thisispregnancy
— Amy Z Horn (@amyzhorn) March 30, 2019
#5. Do not pass GO.
When she says get hot fudge sundae pop tarts, you get hot fudge sundae pop tarts. #pregnancyadvice
— Hershalert (@bucksfly2gether) May 8, 2018
#4. Score one (more) for the ladies.
I just read that pregnant women in stressful jobs/home situations are more likely to carry female fetuses to term because male fetuses are less likely to survive that stress and if that isn't nature's subtweet i don't know what is
— Kaitlyn Greenidge (@surlybassey) January 15, 2019
#3. Still true. #nursing
— t&peele (@tpeele3) November 30, 2018
#2. Well, that’s awkward.
My latest #pregnancybrain adventure happened yday noon. Went to the bank to collect my car grant. Thought e/thing was fine until the bank called in the eve to tell me that.. I was not in their database of clients. Guys, I went to the WRONG BANK. My actual bank was just NEXT DOOR.
— whispered din (@skinnyondinie) January 9, 2019
#1. That’s a valid measurement.
I am "gets winded putting my socks on" weeks pregnant.
— Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@PedersenAhmed) March 31, 2019
Simultaneously glad and sad I’m not doing the pregnant thing anymore!