Sure, it’s not exactly nice to make fun of a group of people just because they loved avocado toast and Instagram before they were cool, but it is amusing…and these new and improved endings for hipster photo captions are too giggle-worthy not to share.

#20. Statistics are in favor of this.

#19. It’s a serious problem.

#18. Truth.

#17. Not exactly romantic.

#16. Why are you sitting on opposite sides of a line, though? Nevermind the road…

#15. Yeah, don’t do that.

#14. How strange.

#13. This made me LOL.

#12. It’s a finer point.

#11. …to throw you back.

#10. Suicide pacts are not the answer.

#9. Please don’t.

#8. Please come back good jeans are hard to find.

#7. Except there aren’t any…

#6. You bought the farm, now live with it.

#5. Be accurate, if nothing else.

#4. Know the signs, save a life.

#3. Dream big, though.

#2. Probably still better at it than I am.

#1. Also, don’t climb trees.

I’m going to have to go do something nice for a hipster now to make up for this post.