Sugar. It’s all I wanted when I was pregnant both times and then – appropriately, perhaps – my second had a dairy protein allergy plus an egg allergy and out the window went the majority of my go-to sweets. Womp-womp.
Truth? I didn’t even try to reign it in when I was pregnant. But if I had, I’m guessing I would have failed as spectacularly as these 12 gorgeous ladies.
#12. I mean, how do you know which is better if you don’t try both?
— antoinette antonio (@antoinetteA) February 18, 2018
#11. I’m not even pregnant and that looks like a winning combo to me.
— Savannah Grace (@Sihpromatum) August 19, 2018
#10. Eh, you’ve got time.
*googles “how to get a flat tummy after pregnancy” while eating a sleeve of Oreo cookies.
— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) November 29, 2017
#9. And there’s always after you give birth. And after he turns a year old…
Me: I’m so proud of myself for not giving into pregnancy cravings!
10 minutes later…
— Jessica Shaut (@JessShaut) January 23, 2019
#8. I clearly need a new doctor.
— Nicole Karkic (@NicoleKarkic) June 3, 2017
#7. I’m sure it all evens out.
I buy the organic prenatal vitamins because I also buy the Betty crocker frosting made out of organ failure and diabetes.
— full metal mommy (@FullMetalMommy) November 4, 2014
#6. She would have been within her rights to send him instead.
I woke my husband up and said, “I’ll be right back”
He probably thought I went to the bath room but I really went to the grocery store for pizza bagel bites 😬 #pregnancycraving
— Blessed Spouse🤰🏼 (@BlessedSpouse) January 29, 2019
#5. If this woman isn’t a millionaire, there’s no justice in this world.
— アマンダ ∑(ﾟДﾟ) (@OzakiAmanda) May 13, 2016
#4. I’m pretty sure this is a law.
If you eat a pregnant girls food, you're required to have the baby for her
— Moe (@_Mo_lee_) August 19, 2014
#3. And, presumably, because pizza is life.
— The Unmaternal Mess (@TheUnmaternal) September 23, 2016
#2. It’s a hard knock life.
— Renee Souvannarath (@NayxNay) September 12, 2016
#1. A girl needs options.
— Sarah (@gatorginger) January 29, 2019
No shame in the pregnant game, my friends. Go for it.