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This Dad’s Live Tweets of a 5th Grade Field Trip Are Comedy Gold

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Experienced parents know one thing: for the love of everything holy, avoid getting roped into chaperoning a field trip.

But no one told UK dad Simon Smith this little tidbit – probably because they were too busy praying someone else got roped into the job – and his first experience on a two-hour bus ride and a day at the science museum is hilarious.

As long as you’re not the one on the bus.

There are smells. There are fart jokes, and there is puking. Lots of puking.

Fair warning: foul language abounds.

This is when things begin to go downhill.

Of course they do.

So. Many. Farts.

Batten down the hatches, people.

Adults have so much to learn…or something.

He spoke too soon.

Overshares ahead!

$10 says their parents tried to get them to wear different shoes that morning.

That’s none of your damn business, and I’ll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

Longest. Day. Ever.

Simon has assured the world that there will not be a next time. I think that’s best for everyone involved.

h/t: Fatherly