You’ll laugh! You’ll cry! You’ll hurl!
Okay, don’t hurl…but remember when that was the tagline for the Wayne’s World movie? Ahhh, good times.
The bottom line here is that you should enjoy these funny tweets immensely.
You may proceed…
1. Wait a second…
ah i seeeee i thought when you said you wanted to start a family it was understood i would be the baby
— pascalle (@frenchielaboozi) June 14, 2013
2. Yeah, what does that mean?
girls on tinder will say “your parents will love me but your neighbors won’t” like what are you gonna do? start mowing at 7am on a saturday??
— logan (@brainwxrms) September 19, 2019
3. It’s kind of creepy…
This is how little kids stare at you in public areas for no reason pic.twitter.com/0LpCvZhhcy
— Brady (@pebbut) September 9, 2019
4. Do you see the difference?
Purebread dogs vs. inbread dogs pic.twitter.com/e1nC0d7EkR
— ᎽᎪᎬᏞ (@elle91) February 22, 2017
5. Fieri has a lot of kids.
Old publicity photos of nsync always make them look like Guy Fieri's five sons pic.twitter.com/RaUq1V4cBc
— nechriswadeicon ?? (@saywhatagain) February 20, 2017
6. Might not be the place for that.
One time I saw a video of a guy holding up a sign that said "I love you Stevie" at a Stevie Wonder concert. I think about this a lot.
— spooky feet pics (@SortaBad) April 26, 2016
7. Can’t please this guy.
GORDON RAMSAY: what the fuck is that
ME: it's a banana just a normal banana to eat
GORDON RAMSAY: fuck it off— Bea_ker (@bea_ker) March 1, 2017
8. Still not over it.
7:02 pm: I'll probably have 1 or 2 beers
2:43am: [emailing the former CEO of radio shack] WHY THE FUCJ WERE U SELLING VCRS IN 2014
— Becks (@BecksWelker) November 21, 2015
9. I’ll give ’em a shot.
Accidentally bought hotdog buns instead of hamburger buns so guess who's eating hamdogs pic.twitter.com/4H2QNUSpBE
— kami (@lowkeyscum) March 2, 2017
10. Elite athletes all the way.
Best friends off the court??, sworn enemies on it. ????Athletes understand.????? pic.twitter.com/DjEomT5bML
— philadelphia excellence (@thebigkhalifa) August 5, 2016
11. You know it.
Let me get this straight. The guy was raised by animals in the jungle with no human contact whatsoever and he named himself George?
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) September 29, 2015
12. Oh, now I see…
love how during intense moments in space-themed movies they'll show the dashboard panels, as though you'll be like ah. ah i see the issue
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) November 11, 2014
13. See ya later.
dating a skinny guy cool until you roll down the window on the freeway and he fly out like a mcdonald's napkin
— ? (@ambermariexoo) September 6, 2019
14. And he was stabbed.
Still the greatest news report of all-time by a country mile. pic.twitter.com/7sjukLmQbL
— Ethan BOO!ker (@Ethan_Booker) February 9, 2017
15. Think about this one.
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/lutMt0l1OJ
— carol's trick (@carolaverygrant) February 28, 2017
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