I’m all for privacy and consent and all of that, but listen. Your kids’ whole lives will be lived, to some extent, through the internet…and do you think their friends will hesitate to shame them when they make a bonehead move?
Not likely. So by starting them young, you’re just preparing them for the world that is to come. And these 10 parents are definitely justified in their decisions to share.
10. Oh, you sweet summer child.
So, so dumb you almost want to give him a break.
9. It’s always something to do with the sleeves.
Thank goodness for summer.
Causes of 3-year-old’s meltdowns this morning:
-Banana too small
-Top of banana slightly squashed
-Honey on porridge doesn’t sufficiently resemble “a swimming pool”
-Sister had her 1st wee before his 3rd
-Doesn’t want scooter
-Does want scooter
-Something to do with sleeves— Tom Gatti (@Tom_Gatti) April 2, 2019
8. There is definitely peepee somewhere.
My whole house smells like peepee and the carpet cleaner won’t call me back.
me, laying on the couch
toddler: dad, I didn't go peepee anywhere. I want you to know I didn't.
me, getting off the couch
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) September 12, 2019
7. This is more than a little bit impressive.
He shall never ever live this down.
My son lost his cello. A cello. A whole cello which is as big as he is. Do you know how big a cello is? How do you lose a cello? I need answers. I don't understand what's happening.
— Abra Barbier (@BarbierAbra) August 2, 2019
6. Hahahaha time to do some of those DNA tests.
Unless you don’t actually want to know, because…
[playing Hangman]
son: 3!
me: It has to be a letter
son: Oh. 9!
me *looks at wife* Are we cousins?— Josh (@iwearaonesie) May 2, 2018
5. The nice thing is, it’s not hard to outsmart the little boogers.
Most of the time, anyway. We are awfully tired.
https://twitter.com/DisneyHipsters/status/1107746400039784459?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1107746400039784459&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fparenting%2Fkids%2Ffunny-posts-parents-kids-dumb%2F
4. It…could be worse?
I’m not sure how, but it definitely could. I’m sure of it.
Image Credit: Twitter
3. There definitely is a bright side.
And no, it doesn’t last forever. Mostly.
Toddler: Daddy I want toast.
Me: ok, buddy. Here’s some toast.
Toddler: I don’t like butter on my toast
Me: (flips toast over to the dry side and hands it back) There ya go.
Toddler: Thanks Daddy!
Toddlers are dumb. Take advantage of it while you can.#Dadlife
— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) January 23, 2019
2. Wow, she’s awfully hard on her friends.
Maybe work on being nicer to everyone…including herself? Ha!
1. First of all, what even.
Second, who buys a kid $400 glasses?!??!?
We cant find my 6 year olds glasses. Today we asked him where they are. He said and I quote “I threw them in the garbage yesterday, the lenses were dirty”.
$400 – see yeah! pic.twitter.com/TBsP3laC3p
— Jesse Modz (@jessemodz) January 2, 2020
I’m dying, guys, and I can’t wait for my kids to get a bit older. It’s going to be hliarious!
What’s the dumbest thing your kid has ever said or done? Make me laugh some more in the comments!