All kids have a lot to learn. They’re kids, which means they haven’t experienced a whole lot of life – they don’t even know enough to know what questions to ask, really.
So it makes sense that they’re totally clueless have the time, right? That said, when your kids do stuff like these 10 kiddos did, it’s ok to laugh.
It’s the parent tax.
10. I don’t understand the problem.
Obviously, you display this with pride.
9. This is just super wholesome.
I love people who have secrets with kids.
8. Some day this is going to come to an awkward conclusion.
I hope the update comes across my feed.
When my son was 4 he saw a commercial that said “brushing alone is not enough to prevent cavities and tooth decay” so he made us start brushing our teeth with him.
It’s been 3 years.
Nobody tell him.— Luciux Riker ™ (@Luciuxness) August 29, 2020
7. You never know when life will take a turn.
It could happen one day, in her imagination.
(4yo daughter is crying her eyes out)
Me: "What's wrong, tutu?"
4yo (moving her hands on the sofa): "If my fingers were markers they would ruin the sofa!"
Me: "But your fingers…are not…markers?"
4yo (peak distress): "I said IF!"
— Tomer Ullman (@TomerUllman) July 31, 2020
6. Bless his heart.
He’ll figure it out eventually.
Got new doors installed. He doesn’t realise one of his favorite hide and seek spots has been severely compromised.
byu/stepuptoredalert inKidsAreFuckingStupid
5. Do they get to do something fun if they pass?
Wear your masks! Think of the trains!
My son is taking the temperature of each of his trains with an imaginary thermometer before playing with them because 2020. 😷
— Hank Green (@hankgreen) October 18, 2020
4. Toddlers are like cats.
If it fits, they sits.
That time I figured out how to take the lid off of the vent, and proceeded to get stuck in it
byu/yatenate inKidsAreFuckingStupid
3. I sense something is afoot.
What on earth was he thinking?
2. Kid logic is the best.
Also, that’s a fancy drying rack!
Someone’s kid hung up the wet wipes to allow them to dry
byu/thinkingbell955 inKidsAreFuckingStupid
1. Those parents must have been shaking their heads so hard.
His heart was in the right place.
A friend on fb just posted this…
byu/natisnotcool inKidsAreFuckingStupid
Giggle-worthy, right? As long as you don’t have to clean it up.
Tell us about a time your kid did something like this! We want to hear about it in the comments!