I don’t know about you, but I spend way too much time scrolling through Twitter during the day. I think it’s a distraction, for sure, but also that it can really make me feel connected to other people when I’m home all day with my kids.
If you’re looking for other parents and kids who can entertain you through your phone, look no further – we think these 10 parents are up to the challenge.
10. Hello, my little fellow anxious friend.
We’re all so nice here.
Yesterday my 4yo accidentally hugged a stranger at the pool when she thought she was hugging me.
The panic that followed probably set off the sequence of events that will end the world.
— Heather #BLM🏳️🌈 (@dishs_up) July 27, 2021
9. She had a “no change” policy.
Even if no one was informed ahead of time.
My daughter made $110 on her lemonade stand today, in like an hour. Turned out people were handing her $5s and $10s and she was just assertively saying thank you for the tip, and not offering change.
— Eric Hulse (@phn1x) July 25, 2021
8. This is one of the worst moments.
We love our kids but we just wanted a nap.
When my family is getting back from their outing and I didn’t even get to lay down yet pic.twitter.com/vZZCrVUn0T
— Yelisa (@motherplaylist) July 29, 2021
7. I have so many questions.
Also, someone needs to write this book.
My child introduced me to another child waiting to go into summer camp by saying "This is XYZ. She's my enemy." And they both just exchanged knowing glances.
— la negra tiene tumbao (@beequammie) July 26, 2021
6. It never ends.
Maybe send your own parents a thank you note.
My son is 19, and he still took 2 hours explaining his new video game to me. In case you’re wondering how long this phase lasts.
— Ousa Medusa (@MedusaOusa) July 28, 2021
5. An oldie but goodie.
Things are classics for a reason.
“You are not coming to my birthday” is my 4-year-old’s latest burn to anyone he’s mad at. *His birthday is in 10 months.
Tbh I think I’m going to start using it myself.
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) July 27, 2021
4. A normal checkpoint.
That means you’re getting close to the end!
I am now “accidentally paused something with my belly by leaning forward while my computer was on my lap” weeks pregnant.
— Elise Foley (@elisefoley) July 28, 2021
3. At least they aren’t insulting their mother’s looks.
Yet, I mean.
No you’re ugly!
—My identical twins, fighting
— Mama Needs A Coke (@MamaNeedsACoke) July 27, 2021
2. Bless his awkward little heart.
He just couldn’t do it that day.
A girl the same age as 12 came over the other day with her mom. 12 doesn't know what to do with cute girls so he walked outside and sat in my parked car….at our own home…in 90 degree heat.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) July 28, 2021
1. It’s the way of the world.
A rite of passage, if you will.
My 5 yo went from not knowing about the Olympics to yelling at the tv and trash talking entire nations in a matter of minutes.
— Daisy (@Daisyldoo) July 26, 2021
I hope you enjoyed this list as much as I did.
Tell us what you thought down in the comments!