The majority of the days in our lives will be unremarkable. They’ll be a lot like the one before, and the one that comes after, and they’ll be a regular mixture of highs and lows that we all handle like experts.
Some days will be lovely and wonderful and memorable…and others, like these 11, will be full of the sort of mundane fails that, when they build up, make you want to run screaming into the night.
11. Are we sure it was an accident?
Because I’m thinking dad ordered these for himself.
10. This dad will never have room to talk again.
A terrible thing, that.
9. When you’re kind of proud…
But also angry at having to clean yet another thing.
8. There’s nothing worse than ruining eggs.
I have actually cried over it before.
7. That…is not a cat.
The sound I would have made.
6. Well this is awkward.
He definitely did not want to go back in the house.
5. They were playing with fire.
It was only a matter of time until this happened.
4. Oh, Woody.
There are Sids everywhere, I suppose.
3. That looks nothing like a ghost.
I am dying.
2. Newborns are a special sort of hell.
On the bright side, he probably won’t even remember this.
1. Who wants Chinese food?
I hope the grocery store is still open.
Man, I can definitely wait for the next time one of these days comes for me!
When’s the last time you could do nothing right? Confess your fails down in the comments.