There’s no doubt in anyone’s mind that kids say hilarious things. Sometimes those things are just based on the way they see the world, other times it’s a misinterpretation of something they’ve heard but don’t understand, and still other times it’s the fact that the very young among us really don’t have much of a filter.
Whatever the driver, these 11 people know one thing for sure – the kids in their lives absolutely cracked them up, and they’re never going to forget it.
11. I need more information here.
Half said, half action. Was taking her to nursery in the middle of winter. She had those mittens that connected to her coat with string,but wasn’t wearing them and was complaining that her hands were cold.
Me – if your hands are cold, why don’t you put your mittens on then sweetheart? Her – I can’t daddy, my mittens are full of oats.
She then up-ends her gloves and porridge oats pour out of her mittens making two little mounds on the floor
10. Not the most charming phase.
My niece was about four when she took to trying to pick fights to avoid doing things she didn’t want to do. Looked me dead in the eye and said, “You’re fat.”
I said, “yep… and you still have to eat your vegetables before you can have dessert.”
9. You can blame Daniel Tiger for this one.
My kid had just come inside from playing in the back yard, and had just learned to take off her own boots.
She looked at me, smiled, and said, “INSIDE BEACH!” I just kinda looked at her like, “Huh?”
Then she proceeded to dump two piles of sand in the kitchen floor.
“There,” she said, “Inside beach!”
8. That’ll give you a chuckle.
I let my niece out of her car seat and said, “You’re free!” She responded, “No, I’m free and a half!”
She was 3 1/2 years old.
7. Sure, it’s cute when you’re little.
Saw a cute little boy, probably 3 or 4, smiling at me while in line at a grocery store checkout. I smiled back, he said ‘Hi,’ so I said ‘Hi,’ back. His mom was smiling, and I said, ‘What a handsome little man.’
He said, ‘If you come to my house I have chocolate money.’ Best offer I’ve ever had.
6. They tell the truth (to a certain age).
My nephew at ten years old said,
“If you’re younger than mommy, why do you look so much more tired?”
Thanks kid.
5. Ooh, that one stings!
My four year old brother was messing around with a knife, and i grabbed it away from him, and told him to be careful.
He asked me why. So i said he could really hurt himself and die. I then said you know (insert brothers name) if you ever die my heart would be broken.
His reply: You know op if you ever die my heart would be fixed.
Man i was so offended but it caught me so off guard i couldnt help but laugh ahah
4. They get ya like that.
18 working at a boy scout camp during the summer. Store manager.
Kid comes up (M 10?11?) and he points at his face “We have the same!”
Me: “The same?”
Him: “We have the same!”
Me:”Same what?”
Him:”Your teeth are messed up just like mine”
Out of nowhere roasted by a child lmao
3. If only it were that easy.
Shortest story – asked a 4 year old how he wanted his eggs. He replied “Good”. Touché.
2. Bless.
My cousin who was like 3 at the time asked me how old I am and I said 22 he goes “ oh I thought you were 50”
1. She was just trying to help.
I was sitting on a rock looking kinda haggard because I was overheating in a satyr costume at a ren faire.
A passing child looked me up and down and went, “It’ll be okay, goat.”
Now we’re never going to forget it either, and I’m so thankful.
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