Every single parent has a funny story (or more likely a journal full of them), but we’re not all great at turning a phrase in a way that makes other people laugh at our child’s funny antics.

These 11 people are, though, so don’t feel badly laughing at their kids or their day – we’ve all been there, too.

11. No s^x or socks.

Those are both valid rules.

10. Let’s think about this, bud.

How could you solve your own problem?

9. Sometimes they just say the right thing.

And then they’re your favorite, but only for the day.

8. And it will change every week.

So there’s no way to block them on a search.

7. That doesn’t make up for it.

I hate to be the one to break it to you.

6. That’s a big word.

Go ahead and be proud.

5. If it was a snake it would bite them.

Again and again and again.

4. Crocs are cool again.

So I guess the joke’s on you, Mom.

3. Fun and nutritious.

Blueberries are clearly the perfect food.

2. All bread is good bread.

Just my opinion, of course.

1. If only that were a job.

Please inform me if it is.

Kids are honestly my favorite, and parenthood isn’t so bad, either.

What’s the funniest thing your child has said lately? Tell us about it in the comments!