I’m sure that some people are funny before they become parents, but I think even more of us can tell a mean story after the fact – probably just because kids give us so much material.
Or maybe it’s that sleep deprivation removes a lot of inhibitions
Either way, we think you’re going to get a good chuckle out of this list of 12 recent funny tweets.
12. If you’re wondering why your storage is always full…
You might have a 3yo.
Here is your reminder to delete the 1000 photos your 3-year-old took while playing with your phone.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) August 7, 2021
11. Someone is excited.
But I mean. Does it have wings, son?
Three year old has now walked inside the airport, the elevator, the terminal, and the tram and asked each time “IS THIS THE AIRPLANE?!”
— josie duffy rice (@jduffyrice) August 10, 2021
10. It’s like an obstacle course.
And I am not winning any prizes.
I’m so glad we have a house full of toys for me to trip over so my child can run around happily clutching an old dvd
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) August 9, 2021
9. Funny how that works?
Like a chip off the old block, probably.
I remind my teen daughter to brush her teeth, style her hair, change her outfit 4 times, bake homemade banana bread, finish a 4 page assignment, and text 12 friends by telling her we are leaving in 2 minutes.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 12, 2021
8. It was the shrug that did it.
The face paint is coming out next.
My kid asked for a bagel with cream cheese but when I gave it to her she said she didn’t want it anymore and so I asked what happened in the three min it took me to prepare it and she just shrugged and said “I changed my mind”.
– my villain origin story, chapter 1
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) August 10, 2021
7. That must be some vacuum cleaner.
But yeah, that’s like some kind of joke, right?
The new vacuum cleaner says not to operate while tired, so guess I’m waiting until the kids grow up and move out
— meghan (@deloisivete) August 12, 2021
6. I think it’s a baby.
Just a guess, though.
Hm I wonder what it could be pic.twitter.com/RJdbbFfZP9
— Erin And A Half Ryan (@morninggloria) August 8, 2021
5. I not religious, but…
I feel like a discussion might be in order.
Just put Sesame Street on the tv and my one year old daughter pointed at Elmo on the screen and said “GOD!”
— Laura Stevenson (@laurastevenson) August 11, 2021
4. You could feel guilty about it.
But why would you want to do that?
Parenting is telling your kid they can’t have a cookie before bed knowing full well you’ll have an entire sleeve of cookies after they go to bed.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) August 13, 2021
3. If you really think about it…
Maybe he has a future in broadcasting!
“It would be bad to get the hiccups during the Olympics.”
– 9, introducing an important topic the commentators have as of yet, ignored
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) August 9, 2021
2. Ask yourself what Mom might be doing inside still.
Because your father isn’t.
Dads love sitting in the car with the engine running while the rest of the family's still in the house getting their shoes on
— The Dad (@thedad) August 12, 2021
1. Three gets ignored.
It’s the actual worst. 2’s are great!
Age 2: Terrible Two
Ages 3-5: Terrible Too
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) August 10, 2021
Y’all, I loved these so much.
Tell us in the comments which were your favorites!