More and more people are making the decision to remain childfree, and for all kinds of reasons. They’re all valid, but as someone who did decide to have kids, sometimes I feel like they can be a little smug about all of their free time and ability to travel and sleep in on the weekends.
If you feel the same way, you might want to avoid these posts – though of course, the truest things are always the funniest.
13. Too much togetherness is breaking some of us.
And no end in sight.
Y’all was making fun of us for being 30+ with no kids… how them loud ass kids treatin y’all during this 24/7 quarantine?? pic.twitter.com/juKvVGL9Vp
— Spike Lo Ren 🗡 (@SpikeReeds) March 31, 2020
12. That’s one other option.
Also, “whatever we want” works.
11. This is completely fair.
When they’re not yours, it’s a toss-up.
10. All you need to know.
It works. Boom.
9. They fail to make the connection.
Probably on purpose.
Family: Why would you get tattoos? They’re expensive and painful to get and they are PERMANENT!
Also family: Have a baby 🙂
— ditch pony (@molly7anne) September 17, 2018
8. I hope they took a nice vacation.
Have a few drinks for the rest of us.
my fiancé and I started a baby jar & every time someone asks when we’re going to have kids we put a dollar in & when the jar is full we will spend it on whatever we want bc we don’t have kids
— ditch pony (@molly7anne) December 22, 2019
7. Idk I still feel like I would be extra tired.
And my back would hurt a lot more than in my 20s.
6. This seriously doesn’t make any sense.
They’re both destructive. Equally.
5. Don’t be frightened.
They mean well.
4. Pretty sure we’ve all been that woman at some point.
Or we will be.
Normalize women not being baby incubators by showing them in pregnancy test commercials celebrating negative results
— Rachel Fisher (@TheRachelFisher) February 3, 2018
3. I mean, it’s just money.
I feel like the environment is a better argument.
2. I don’t think this really solves the problem.
I’m just saying.
1. Say it with me.
Don’t just wing it, folks.
See what I mean? Smug (but funny)!
What’s your reason for remaining childfree? Drop it on us in the comments!