13 Super Creepy Things Kids Have Said To Their Parents

There’s no doubt that every single person who has ever had a child has heard them say something weird at one point or another. Most of the time it’s just them trying to figure out how the world works, but sometimes it can seem like something else.

Kind of like they can see through the veil that separates our world from a creepy, other one.

If you’re on the fence about having kids, you might change your mind after hearing what these 13 parents have overheard!

13. Ok I do not like that.

I would be looking over my shoulder for days!

12. It wouldn’t surprise me.

That would definitely inspire me to be a vegetarian, though.

11. He has a point.

You’re raising a smart one.

10. Well that’s charming.

Little girls, man. I tell ya.

9. Well that escalated quickly.

But strictly speaking those are all good rules.

8. That seems like a misspeak.

Probably. Maybe.

7. Sick burn.

That kid is hilarious!

6. A deep little boy.

Or a future serial killer.

5. Tough and fearless?

Or weird and creepy? I guess the outcome is the same either way.

4. The fact that they corrected themselves is…

I don’t want to speculate.

3. I hope I’m not aware of lying in a coffin.

One of my worst nightmares, actually.

2. I feel oddly sorry for the house.

But I feel sorry for everyone house that has kids in it.

1. Live every day.

You never know when your final year is coming.

Kids are amazing and yeah, creepy. Also messy.

I’m just saying.