We all have bad days now and then, days where we just want other people to be funny and take our mind off whatever has got us down.
Luckily we live in the age of the internet, and there are literally hundreds of people ready and waiting on the internet to give us just what we need – and honesty, these 14 are really funny.
14. And you’re so old you’re drinking TEA.
It’s a rough day, I guess.
[Every time I’m listening to my 80’s playlist]
6yo: is this guy dead?
6yo: is THIS guy dead?
6yo: how dead is this guy?
Me: *just sobbing quietly into my tea*
— Frin ☕️🌷 (@dimplesticks) January 21, 2021
13. Kids everywhere would be so jealous.
Heck, I would love to see that, too.
My kid thought that “swearing in” meant Joe Biden was going to stand at a podium on Wednesday and reel off all the curse words he knows. He’s understandably a little disappointed now.
— Mary McCoy (@MaryElMcCoy) January 19, 2021
12. Naps are amazing.
Unless they’re not.
nothing more horrifying as a parent to see a child that has fallen asleep at five pm
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 13, 2021
11. When the two year old is the voice of reason, you’re in trouble.
Yes, I’m speaking from experience.
Yesterday I overheard my two year old son saying “Are you sure this is a good idea” and my five year old son replying “Trust me” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life
— non podhoretz (@crookedroads770) January 23, 2021
10. This is the best answer I’ve seen.
Bless. Totally stealing it.
My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.
— cap’n watsisname (@capnwatsisname) January 19, 2021
9. You gotta get back on that horse.
I bet Mom taught her that.
Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots."
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) January 18, 2021
8. She had to fall on the sword.
No other choice.
There was 15 Oreo cookies left, so to give each of my 4 children the same, I was forced to eat 11 of them.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 7, 2021
7. You should know one grilled cheese is never enough?
What is this, amateur hour?
I just made my daughter a grilled cheese and her response was “this is perfect, I bet you can’t do it twice” so yes, she knows how to play the game
— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) January 14, 2021
6. This is just hilarious.
Short humor at its best.
The 8yo disrupted my sleep again, so I texted my mom at 2AM to ask when it stops.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) January 2, 2021
5. You’ve gotta get some benefit for all of this sacrifice.
Plus little girls can pull off anything.
I couldn’t decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there.
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) January 14, 2021
4. Imagine if they had let him do it.
They would have had giggles for a decade.
My son is sobbing because we told him Nipple isn’t a good name for a puppy
— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) January 2, 2021
3. At least the kid will make a good husband one day.
Me: I thought you said you were taking these boxes to the garage
My Husband: Yeah, at some point
Our 7 YO, from the other room: That means she wants you to do it now!
— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) January 13, 2021
2. I mean, why would you?
That’s a godsend right there.
My 9yo just told me:
Thank you, Catherine Obvious.
I’m not correcting her.
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) January 12, 2021
1. Keep living your best life, little man.
The rest of us are just jealous.
The toddler took off his pants, opened the patio door, and threw them outside shouting “no!”
May we all live this boldly.
— Eric Smith (@ericsmithrocks) January 12, 2021
Ah, I don’t know about you, but this was just what I needed!
Which of these was your fav? Tell us about it down in the comments.