None of these tweets have anything to do with politics or anything else depressing that is going on in the world right now.
Just funny, funny tweets from some hilarious ladies!
1. Thanks, friends
I fucking hate my friends pic.twitter.com/9AW5ZFMzdX
— Mear (@issamariumali) April 30, 2019
2. Isn’t that the truth?
Plants in the wild: taking whatever Mother Nature throws at them and thriving
Houseplants: “you watered me on Sunday versus Saturday so now I must die”
— Ashley Mayer (@ashleymayer) April 28, 2019
yes it does lmao https://t.co/1T0jEWDsmI
— cayleigh 👼🏻 (@angeryvenus) May 1, 2019
4. That is genius
My sociology professor keeps an alphabetic list of new slang terms he learns from students and I will never get over it pic.twitter.com/UxOxRsNJbb
— Ehhhhhh (@mewtailv2) April 30, 2019
5. Jealous to the max
“No sir, what’s actually awkward is how much chemistry me & your dog have…and how you are very clearly jealous.”
— Fareeha Khan (@fareeeezy) May 1, 2019
6. Leave the child alone
**a young girl cries in the park**
Me, having just watched 15 RomComs: ..I know that look. What’s his name, sweetie.
Girl: Who the fuck are you?
— Taylor Kay Phillips (@TayKayPhillips) May 2, 2019
7. You’ll wait forever
Me waiting for the mailman to bring my freelance paychecks pic.twitter.com/GACfxDv1CD
— Elizabeth Ann Entenman (@elizabenten) May 2, 2019
8. Pervin’ out
If you type “hehe” instead of “haha” in our texts I will assume you’re a pervert with no exceptions.
— abby russell (@ybbaaabby) May 1, 2019
9. I agree
Buster Kitten is a fine name for a cat.
— natasha lyonne (@nlyonne) April 30, 2019
10. Be cool
When I Sees my boo who’s not my boo at work, I repeat to myself…
“PLAY IT COOL LIZ”
ME When he says “Hey” : pic.twitter.com/OuirSfpTVT
— Lizmarie (@_hellolizz) May 3, 2019
11. Fill me in
Men: I just want to understand feminism!
Me:*gestures broadly to the entire internet, centuries of literature*
Men: No I want YOU to tell me
— Cathy *Quarantyne Daly* Humes (@CrappyFumes) April 30, 2019
12. Handsome couple
Oh God are they dating now https://t.co/nSIM9XKUDX
— anne victoria clark (@annevclark) May 2, 2019
13. Uh oh
is Eleanor Shellstrop okay https://t.co/A20WFiC3Uk
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) May 3, 2019
y’all sit up on this app everyday saying “all bodies are beautiful” and then you make them redesign sonic…
— #3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart (@prettycritical) May 3, 2019