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15 Times Kids Had the Best Names for Everyday Objects

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Kids have the cutest ways of talking about stuff – they just describe things as they see them, and even if they’re technically wrong, somehow you’re sitting there wondering if it hasn’t been called that all along.

And these 15 kids really have hit the nail on the head.

15. Yes, I like it.

I’ll take a dozen.

14. Beautiful and morbid at the same time.

That’s my kind of girl.

13. A spooky, seasonal treat.

They are pretty scary.

12. I can get on board with that.

I’m getting more powerful by the day, people.

11. That explains why he never wanted to go in there.

I don’t like to eat in the fancy room, either.

10. $10 says she becomes a Pixar animator some day.

So evocative!

9. This is just straight up hilarious.

No one that age wants a wig!

8. It’s about to be Halloween eagle season.

So long, Pumpkin Spice. You had a good run.

7. I mean it makes sense.

You have an armpit, so….

6. This is downright adorable.

Who doesn’t love a good cowboy?

5. Would you like your tacos floppy or hard?

I like all the tacos.

4. That’s quite the turn of phrase.

A little poet, there.

3. I mean, that’s exactly what it is.

I love the parents who have now called it that forever.

2. I think I love rhinoceroses now.

As if I didn’t before.

1. I don’t care what you call them, as long as you fry them.

I will hear no arguments to the contrary.

I’m definitely adopting some of these names in our house!

What’s the funniest and most accurate name your child has ever called something? I want more adorableness in the comments!