I saw someone joke at one point about how no one would fake being a heterosexual female because who would want to be attracted to men when there are women walking around. It was funny, but I also think it applies to gay men, don’t you?
In the spirit of which I offer these 16 pictures to anyone who is married to a man – if you know, you know, and you’re definitely going to get it.
16. I don’t know why this is so funny.
But d**mit, it totally is.
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15. How hard is it to shut a cabinet?
I mean…obviously harder than I think it is.
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14. Hubba hubba.
Married foreplay so hot.
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13. Serial sneezers deserve so much side-eye.
How many blessings do you need, Sir?
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12. We won’t be hearing opposing arguments.
Your case is solid and also you deserve damages.
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11. He’s going to love those in the morning!
Or at least he’d better, since he kept you up snoring.
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10. Say left or right, please.
Landmarks help, too.
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9. It’s like he doesn’t understand math.
Or enjoy a nice-smelling house.
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8. It’s exhausting.
If you don’t know why you’re definitely a dad.
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7. This happens way too often.
The face they make I swear.
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6. That should earn you a break.
From the husband at least.
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5. I thought it was just us.
It’s funny unless it comes true.
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4. In my experience, no.
Unless you have a magical husband who is, in fact, always listening.
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3. YouTube is your friend.
But also it can’t help you fix everything.
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2. He’s trying.
Bless his heart.
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1. Some wives are so petty.
It’s me. I’m some wives.
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Y’all why are they like this? Someone please explain the evolution to me!
If you’re a dude, step up with some explanations in the comments!