Anyone who has ever been married can tell you one thing for sure: signing that piece of paper changes your life forever. Don’t ask us why it’s so much different than just living together indefinitely, because we don’t know.
It just is.
We also know for sure that laughing at the ridiculousness of every day together is one of the best and only ways to get through those days, so please – enjoy these 16 giggle-worthy posts about being married.
16. I’m not sure of the math.
It doesn’t feel wrong, though.
15. It can all seem like a dream…
Until you wife dares to climb into bed.
14. He walked right into that one.
Today, she’s smarter.
13. It’s not that we don’t love them.
We just had plans to have the house to ourselves, that’s all.
12. Ah, true love.
It means standing in someone else’s farts for eternity.
11. Just who did she marry?
Because that man belongs on a true crime show.
10. Why doesn’t everyone do this?
No one wants to buy that stuff.
9. They have all of your worst traits.
But they are a lot cuter than we are, so there’s that.
8. It’s good to know where you stand.
Sometimes relationships just outlive their uselessness.
7. She doesn’t need the details.
She just wants to know that you’ve cleaned it up.
6. They’re probably on your head.
5. Maybe not everything.
Just the stuff she can use.
4. That is not alcohol.
Your case is solid, my friend.
3. That was her plan all along.
She knew you needed a bit of a jog so there wasn’t a fight later.
2. No one will be the wiser.
I mean, it takes a long time to write a novel.
1. Why even go on a road trip at all without snacks?
That man is a monster.
Another day in paradise, right my friends?
Let’s get happy – tell us in the comments what your favorite thing is about matrimony!