Knock-knock jokes might not be high brow, and you might not always find them funny, but listen – kids love them, and as they say, things are classic for a reason!
If you have a kiddo at home that needs to be entertained (or you need a way to make them laugh at the end of yet another long day), give these 18 knock-knock jokes a try.
They’re actually pretty legit!
Oh, and obviously, they all start with “knock, knock” and “who’s there?”
Kenya feel the love tonight?
17. Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
16. Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds of silence)
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
Sweden sour chicken!
Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
9. Control freak.
Okay, now you say control freak who?
Ew, no thanks!
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
6. I need a puh.
I need a puh-who?
Then why don’t you find a toilet!
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
God bless you!
Keith me, my thweet prince!
Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
No, you’re a poo!
As knock-knock jokes go, these were great – I giggled at least a few times!
Did you love these? Was there a favorite?
Share it with us in the comments!