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18 Parenting Tweets That Are as Brutal as They Are Funny

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There are some days when being a parent really is all rainbows and sunshine and your kids eating what you serve them and no one asking for one more episode of Team Umizoomi.

There are days that are…not like that at all, and that call for a glass of wine and something – anything – that can either make you laugh or realize that at least you’re not alone in your madness.

These 18 tweets do both, I think, so if you’re having one of those latter days, here you go!

18. It can even be a sandwich on wheat bread with Miracle Whip instead of mayo idc.

17. She’s got you, there.

16. Ma’am that is grounds for dismissal.

15. I wouldn’t even know what to do with that, but with two boys, I guess I’m going to learn.

14. Why is this so true, though?

13. And they always make a face and say “this is not what I ordered!”

12. Oh, honey. Let me tell you a story about how you’re alive.

11. Showing is always more effective than telling.

10. My son wants in on the ground floor.

9. They always know just what to say.

8. Time travel is not nearly as cool as I was told, Hermione Granger.

7. They have no mercy when you’re on the ropes.

6. OMG this got to me in time praise Jesus.

5. What can I do to lock you into this experience today?

4. This is going to be a loooooooong wait for mine. And a lot of w(h)ine for us both.

3. Just because you’re asleep doesn’t mean you’re not having sex.

2. There’s really nothing left to teach her, then.

1. Be thankful they brought it to you before it rotted in their bag.

I definitely think humor is the way to make more people feel better, so I love finding tweets like these.

What’s your go to coping mechanism when the little humans you created are in full mutiny mode? Please, share them with us in the comments!