You might think knock-knock jokes are lame and childish and old school, but hear me out – there are reasons that things stick around long enough to be called classics.

Kids love knock-knock jokes, I think because they’re simple and short, and who doesn’t need a fun way to make your child laugh now and then?

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No one, which is why you’ll want to stick these 20 legit knock-knock jokes in your back pocket!

And…these all begin with “Knock, knock…who’s there?”


20. Ice cream soda.

Ice cream soda who?
Ice scream soda people can hear me!

19. Leon.

Leon who?
Leon me when you’re not strong!

18. To.

To who?
No, it’s to whom!

17. Annie.

Annie who?
Annie thing you can do I can better!

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16. Candice.

Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?!

15. Lena.

Lena who?
Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!

14. Anita.

Anita who?
Anita drink of water so please let me in!

13. Quiche.

Quiche who?
Can I have a hug and a quiche?

12. Alex.

Alex who?
Alex-plain when you open the door!

11. Wa.

Wa who?
What are you so excited about?!

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10. Olive.

Olive who?
Olive next door. Hi neighbor!

9. I am.

I am who?
Don’t you even know who you are?!

8. Nun.

Nun who?
Nunya business!

7. A leaf.

A leaf who?
A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone. 

6. June.

June who?
June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?

5. Hike.

Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!

4. Spell.

Spell who?

3. A little old lady.

A little old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!

2. Dejav.

Dejav who?
Knock, knock

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1. Cargo.

Cargo who?
Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!

I don’t want to admit this, but I’m definitely giggling.

Which ones are you going to share with your kids?

Do you have a great one that we’ve left out? Please share with us in the comments!