Say what you will, but McDonald’s is GOOD. I don’t eat it every day or anything, but I do enjoy a Big Mac from time to time.
Let’s enjoy some funny tweets about the world’s most famous fast food chain.
1. Speaking your language.
My McDonald's bag says "How are we doin'?" and I feel personally understood by that company because they removed the G from "doing"
— ristolable (@ristolable) January 11, 2015
2. You’re doing your best.
https://twitter.com/twelveoclocke/status/597906402968018945?ref_src=twsrctfwtwcamptweetembed&ref_url=httpswww.buzzfeed.comjarryleesoda-is-back-only-at-mcdonald
3. I need to know about your burgers.
Going to walk into McDonald's, gaze at the menu for an uncomfortable amount of time, then say to the cashier, "Tell me about your burgers"
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) April 5, 2015
4. That’s not good…
https://twitter.com/EdgarAllanLo/status/542603722103472128?ref_src=twsrctfwtwcamptweetembed&ref_url=httpswww.buzzfeed.comerinchackdont-buy-cheeseburgers-from-a-clown
5. What does that say?
One of McDonald's mascots is a guy who steals from McDonald's.
— Tyler Schmall (@tylerschmall) March 11, 2014
6. Yeah, I can’t believe it.
Wife: can you believe some idiot robbed McDonald's for 2,000 chicken nuggets
[filling kiddie pool with ranch dressing] unbelievable
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) April 29, 2015
7. He’s a fan.
[Batman at McDonald's]
What's your chicken sandwich called?
-A McChicken
And the rib?
-A McRib
[pulls out his batwallet] I like your style.— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 1, 2015
8. Sounds pretty good to me.
"I'll take a vodka please."
"Ma'am this is McDonalds.""Okay, make that a McVodka."
— Heidi T Rader (@heidi_rader) January 25, 2013
9. I’ll get here when I get here.
"Sorry I'm late for work but now that McDonald's serves breakfast all day I don't really have much of an incentive to wake up before 10 am."
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) September 2, 2015
10. Might need some Tums.
Badap bap bap baaaa, my stomach hurts!
– The real McDonalds’ slogan
— Shaun Right Now (@ShaunRightNow) August 26, 2012
11. You’re amongst friends.
I like McDonalds, because nobody judges you at McDonalds, because everyone there is already eating McDonald's.
— Ryan North 🦖 🪄 🐶 💪 4️⃣ (@ryanqnorth) September 8, 2012
12. That’s even better!
[McDonalds HQ]
"boss I think I finally nailed our new slogan”
ok let’s hear it
"I’m Likin’ It"
Fantastic work! I’m lovin’ it
"holy shit"— dan mentos (@DanMentos) May 15, 2015
13. Clearly a high roller.
"Give me your finest meal, money is of no concern." ~Me at McDonald's on payday.
— Michael Nöthem (@mikandynothem) September 10, 2015
14. Maybe next time, too.
how to go on a date:
1. ask person on date
2. pick restaurant
3. not McDonalds
4. yes nuggets are great
5. ok maybe McDonalds this once
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) August 16, 2015
15. A business transaction.
[slides briefcase of money across the counter]
"two big macs please"
[opens briefcase to reveal $7]— chuuch (@ch000ch) June 30, 2015
Now that you’ve laughed at McDonald’s, you know you want to go have some greasy, salty food.
And yes, their ice cream machine will be broken.