If there’s one great way to start the day, it’s a hot cup of coffee that you get to finish before your kids show their darling faces.
If there’s a second great way to start the day, it’s with parenting content that will make you feel so seen and supported that the rest of your day – or at least the first couple of hours – will go off without a hitch.
Grab the first thing, and pair your cup with these 10 hilarious tweets.
10. She still NEEDS a nap.
They never WANT a nap.
Me: You need a nap.
4-year-old: *screams loud enough to shake the walls*
I stand corrected.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 5, 2020
9. When they prove you’re right…
But you get no joy out of the moment.
Me: That doesn’t go there.
12yo: Why not?
*glass shatters*
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) August 5, 2020
8. I learned this when I was twelve.
And yet I still have fond nostalgic memories of the series.
All I’m saying is the babysitters club made me think taking care of kids would be a lot more fun
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) August 4, 2020
7. Having fun never comes without a cost.
Let that be a lesson to ya.
Me: do you realize in less than six months, we will have three teenagers? Three! What did we do to deserve this?
Him: well for starters we had sex
Me: ok, never doing that again
Him:
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) August 3, 2020
6. One of the worst things in life.
Other people eating kills me.
https://twitter.com/MommaUnfiltered/status/1290788332809723904
5. No one is taking that bet.
Not even the no-gluten fanatics.
I'll bet cutting out gluten didn't change your life as much as forgetting birth control changed mine.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) August 3, 2020
4. You’re not getting out of this one any time soon.
Sorry, this is your bed, now lie in it and read the right story.
3 asked me to tell her a bedtime story then yelled at me because it was about unicorns and not about a little girl at her pre school who I’ve never heard of and I tried to hand in my resignation but hr is closed due to the pandemic
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) August 5, 2020
3. Where did we go wrong?
Time to try harder. Ugh.
My son just literally ran into a trash can, then got up and walked around it to put his empty snack wrapper in my hand, if you’re wondering what it’s like to be a mom.
— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) August 3, 2020
2. This kid is my Patronus.
One day I will say this exact same thing.
My daughter just put herself in timeout in her room because she was “done hearing other people’s voice noise.”
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) July 30, 2020
1. One day he will understand.
It will be too late for you to benefit, but he will.
Overheard my 5yo ask my wife why I was napping instead of playing. My wife answered that napping is how adults play and I fell in love all over again.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) August 2, 2020
Are you feeling ready to tackle another day? I know I am!
It’s not like we have another choice, but still!