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These 14 Dad Jokes Are Completely On Brand

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You know the Dad Joke (TM) brand, right? They’ve got to be terrible puns or dubious play-on-words, and inspire an equal desire to groan and snort at the same time.

Like all comedy, the balance isn’t as easy to strike as you might think before you’ve tried it – but if you’re looking for perfect examples, it doesn’t get much better than these 14 pictures!

14. Yep. That’s a joke.

Not a great one, but I’m sure Dad was proud.

PSA about bacon in the sun-or 'pig should apply' sunscreen

Publicado por TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES em Sexta-feira, 3 de julho de 2020

13. This inspired a disgusted head shake.

It was the best I could do, Dad.

SMH

Publicado por TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES em Sábado, 11 de julho de 2020

12. That’s a reach but I’ll allow it.

It’s hard to work “udder” into a joke.

I know some of y'all thinking what udder nonsense but I'm keeping the udder joke I planned udderwraps for now.

Publicado por TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES em Quinta-feira, 2 de julho de 2020

11. Your younger kids would love this one.

Don’t tell it to them unless you want to hear it 100x, though.

OEUF!! That was bad but at least I hope you cracked a smile!

Publicado por TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES em Quinta-feira, 9 de julho de 2020

10. The “it doesn’t matter because” jokes are some of my favorites.

They always sort of surprise you, right?

I find these pups are cross breeds.

Publicado por TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES em Quarta-feira, 1 de julho de 2020

9. Timely AND terrible!

What a masterpiece!

Since we're stuck at home I’m taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.

Publicado por TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES em Quarta-feira, 8 de julho de 2020

8. Another great one to share with your littles.

Laughing together is the best.

This cow's butter is fly.

Publicado por TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES em Terça-feira, 30 de junho de 2020

7. For the sports fans in the house.

They deserve a decent groan, too.

Publicado por TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES em Terça-feira, 7 de julho de 2020

6. This one made me laugh out loud.

It’s the visual that does it, I think.

I always come back to this joke.

Publicado por TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES em Sábado, 27 de junho de 2020

5. I’m sure this has been done before.

It never really gets old, though.

She starts every session slw so her clients don't get a Cardi yak….#🤣 #monday

Publicado por TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES em Segunda-feira, 6 de julho de 2020

4. I’m going to have to share this one with my dad.

He will love it but hate that he didn’t think of it first.

Laugh please.

Publicado por TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES em Sexta-feira, 26 de junho de 2020

3. How have we missed this for all of these thousands of years??

I really want to know.

The guy was slightly delugional.

Publicado por TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES em Domingo, 5 de julho de 2020

2. Okay this needs to stop.

I’ve had enough!!

I told my youngest daughter that I've basically gone viral with my BAD DAD JOKES and she said "Dad-that's a pigment of your imagination and where's my breakfast?"

Publicado por TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES em Quarta-feira, 24 de junho de 2020

1. Based on the musical, this seems right.

Another timely pop culture reference. I’m impressed.

He was never satisfied.Happy 4th

Publicado por TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES em Sábado, 4 de julho de 2020

I’m definitely having the desired (for them!) reaction, y’all.

Which of these gave you the perfect groan/snicker combo? Let us know in the comments!