If there’s one thing that’s awesome about marriage, it’s knowing the other person well enough to get under their skin in 10 seconds if you’re feeling feisty (or moody or just bored).

These 15 wives are making their significant others feel so uncomfortable that it’s coming through the computer screen – but you’ve gotta give them props all the same.

15. Honesty is the best policy and all that.

14. Bet he starts folding his own socks.

13. It applies to everyone in the house, really.

12. How to send someone into a rage spiral, 101.

11. More fun than leaving fake spiders around the house.

10. If you don’t like it, make your own breakfast.

9. It’s good to know where you stand.

8. Busted.

7. Everyone can use a little extra push in the bathroom.

6. But I mean…hummus is delicious.

5. Hubba hubba.

4. Yikes.

3. Take it or leave it.

2. He said he wanted a mid-century modern home, so…

1. As if you need to remind him.

I’m going to need to up my game, obviously.