Listen, I know dads have a reputation for telling the cheesiest, most groan-worthy jokes, but if they didn’t…wouldn’t you miss the puns? Even just a little?
These girls will never have to find out, because their father, Dave, comes up with something new and terribly punny for their lunch bags each day.
The @SandwichBagDad has been at it for 8 years now, and showing no signs of slowing down – here are 13 of our favorites.
13. That first one, though.
He outdid himself there.
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12. This joke was right there all along.
Imagine.
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11. I feel these pictures in my bones.
Go, Sandwich Daughters!
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10. Who doesn’t love a grandma joke?
Except grandma, I mean.
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9. She must have laughed at this one!
How could you not…
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8. It helps that his drawings are cute.
I’m still groaning, though.
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7. Nestflix.
I am deceased.
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6. He nailed it.
I’ll show myself out.
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5. She told him to be funny.
And he delivered.
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4. I can’t decide which is my favorite.
The Darth Vader joke, probably.
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3. Can’t believe no one has played with this before.
It’s just right there.
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2. It’s the one.
My kids are definitely in love with soda.
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1.This made me laugh a bit too hard.
When you see it, you’ll laugh too.
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I aspire to get this many groans and eye-rolls out of my kids one day!
What’s your favorite dad joke? Please, regale us with it in the comments.