Kids are a lot of things, but there can be no argument that one of those things is hilarious. They really do say the darndest things – something teacher Alyssa Cowit knows since she spends every day with them.
They’re often funny because the kids have no idea what they’re saying, or because what they’re saying is too true (and wise) for their age, but any way you slice it, there’s no way to keep a straight face reading these 14 kid-quotes.
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14. Dogs really are a lot like us, I guess.
13. It’s really not fair.
View this post on InstagramPoor Luke 🤐 – (submitted by: @rachelbrowningwellness) #sundayscaries
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12. This is a whole mood and I am here for it.
View this post on InstagramIt’s called self-care! 💁♀️ – (submitted anonymously) #quarantinelife #quoteoftheday
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11. Same, kid. Honestly.
View this post on InstagramBRING THEM TO ME 🍪 – (submitted by: @graceandchamp) #quarantine #snacks
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10. Why do I get the feeling he’s heard this a lot?
View this post on Instagram“Love&Sharpies” is an A+ tumblr name 😂 – (submitted by: @aldeej0214) #mondaymood #lovequotes
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9. Wisdom from deep in the human soul.
View this post on InstagramWhat kids are actually learning in quarantine 😂 – (submitted anonymously) #quarantine
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8. It’s important to dream big, and to stay weird.
View this post on Instagramall of us after 10 days of self-isolation 🤪 – (submitted anonymously) #quarantine
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7. Except for diabetes…you can’t.
View this post on Instagram🍫4️⃣ever! – (submitted anonymously) #quotes #chocolate
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6. This really never changes.
5. Definitely trying this line at home.
View this post on Instagram🤔 – (submitted anonymously) #quotestoliveby
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4. Is this kid spying on me?!
View this post on InstagramMy entire wardrobe for the foreseeable future. 👖 – (submitted anonymously) #quoteoftheday
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3. If only this worked for moms.
View this post on InstagramI mean I did this before we couldn’t leave the house 😂 – (submitted anonymously) #quarantine
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2. As long as lactose intolerance isn’t also in your DNA.
View this post on Instagramwe must be related 🧬🧀 – (submitted anonymously) #cheese
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1. Learning young that the struggle is real.
View this post on InstagramEvery. Single. Day. 🍽 – (submitted by: @hanah_jorgensen) #quarantinelife
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I think this is just what I needed today; how about you?
What’s the funniest thing your kid has ever said?
Share it with us in the comments, please!