Kids are a lot of things, but there can be no argument that one of those things is hilarious. They really do say the darndest things – something teacher Alyssa Cowit knows since she spends every day with them.

They’re often funny because the kids have no idea what they’re saying, or because what they’re saying is too true (and wise) for their age, but any way you slice it, there’s no way to keep a straight face reading these 14 kid-quotes.

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14. Dogs really are a lot like us, I guess.

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In 2020, humans wait at the front door for their dogs to come home from work 🐕🤯 – (submitted anonymously) #wednesdaywisdom #quarantine

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13. It’s really not fair.

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Poor Luke 🤐 – (submitted by: @rachelbrowningwellness) #sundayscaries

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12. This is a whole mood and I am here for it.

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It’s called self-care! 💁‍♀️ – (submitted anonymously) #quarantinelife #quoteoftheday

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11. Same, kid. Honestly.

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BRING THEM TO ME 🍪 – (submitted by: @graceandchamp) #quarantine #snacks

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10. Why do I get the feeling he’s heard this a lot?

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“Love&Sharpies” is an A+ tumblr name 😂 – (submitted by: @aldeej0214) #mondaymood #lovequotes

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9. Wisdom from deep in the human soul.

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What kids are actually learning in quarantine 😂 – (submitted anonymously) #quarantine

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8. It’s important to dream big, and to stay weird.

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all of us after 10 days of self-isolation 🤪 – (submitted anonymously) #quarantine

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7. Except for diabetes…you can’t.

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🍫4️⃣ever! – (submitted anonymously) #quotes #chocolate

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6. This really never changes.

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Checking in on all the parents out there. How are you holding up? 🤔 – (Submitted by: @nataliestanfield)

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5. Definitely trying this line at home.

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🤔 – (submitted anonymously) #quotestoliveby

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4. Is this kid spying on me?!

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My entire wardrobe for the foreseeable future. 👖 – (submitted anonymously) #quoteoftheday

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3. If only this worked for moms.

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I mean I did this before we couldn’t leave the house 😂 – (submitted anonymously) #quarantine

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2. As long as lactose intolerance isn’t also in your DNA.

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we must be related 🧬🧀 – (submitted anonymously) #cheese

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1. Learning young that the struggle is real.

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Every. Single. Day. 🍽 – (submitted by: @hanah_jorgensen) #quarantinelife

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I think this is just what I needed today; how about you?

What’s the funniest thing your kid has ever said?

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