As a dad of four (yes, count them – FOUR) young girls, Exploding Unicorn – @XplodingUnicorn on Twitter – has more than his fair share of hilarious stories. Lucky for you, he’s not afraid to share the dirty, tantrum-y, hilarious side of raising children. After reading through his Twitter feed, you’ll probably feel better about the meltdowns in your own home and you’ll also feel a little less alone if you’re standing in the middle of the shitfire we call parenting toddlers.

At the very least, you’ll get a darn good laugh. Some days, that’s all you can ask for, am I right?

I mean, we’ve all been there.

He may have the most sensible 4yo on the planet.

Remember: when parenting, every conversation is a chance to impart wisdom.

That one stranger who just has to comment on your skillz.

Who hasn’t been frightened by their own kid?

Be vewwwy vewwwy quiet.

 

Awkward.

But always remember, kids are also awesome and adorable. On occasion. Hang onto those.

 

And when they’re not being awesome and adorable, try this: