As a dad of four (yes, count them – FOUR) young girls, Exploding Unicorn – @XplodingUnicorn on Twitter – has more than his fair share of hilarious stories. Lucky for you, he’s not afraid to share the dirty, tantrum-y, hilarious side of raising children. After reading through his Twitter feed, you’ll probably feel better about the meltdowns in your own home and you’ll also feel a little less alone if you’re standing in the middle of the shitfire we call parenting toddlers.
At the very least, you’ll get a darn good laugh. Some days, that’s all you can ask for, am I right?
I mean, we’ve all been there.
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He may have the most sensible 4yo on the planet.
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Remember: when parenting, every conversation is a chance to impart wisdom.
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That one stranger who just has to comment on your skillz.
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Who hasn’t been frightened by their own kid?
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Be vewwwy vewwwy quiet.
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Awkward.
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Photo Credit: Twitter, @XplodingUnicorn
Photo Credit: Twitter, @XplodingUnicorn
But always remember, kids are also awesome and adorable. On occasion. Hang onto those.
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And when they’re not being awesome and adorable, try this:
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