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10 Dad Tweets From Men Who Have Figured It All Out. Maybe.

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Dads have a particular brand of humor and parenting that moms can’t really emulate – not that we would want to. It’s charming but a bit irresponsible, and it definitely doesn’t waste time emptying the dishwasher or folding piles of laundry every day.

Ahem.

Even so, we love funny dads like these 10, and they’re hilarious take on parenthood.

10. That’s why you enjoy every phase while it lasts.

You never know how long it’s going to be.

9. A terrorist is a terrorist.

You must lay down the law or pay the price.

8. This guy knows what’s up.

The outfit! The glasses! The bod! #trifecta

7. It happens to the best of us.

Sorry, Alexa. It’s your turn.

6. Especially if they’ve sneaked off to a corner.

I see you in the conference room, Jan.

5. This is also my definition of a snack accident.

Someone should have been watching me I’m not responsible!

4. A man who’s doing it right.

He knows what keeps his household running.

3. Nah, someone in school will tell her.

Let the adorable last as long as possible.

2. Mine does this, too.

I think to myself, “it DOES seem like a long time ago!”

1. I also hate getting into the shower.

But I never want to get out. Humans!

 

I want to be a dad in my next life. If I can’t be a cat, at least. That’s my first choice.

How about you? Do you want to be a dad, cat or something else? Haha, no, I’m not really asking that.

Which of these tweets did you like the best? Hit those comments, fam!